The Week in Celebrity Fashion, Part 1
Mornings are hard, but judging is easy. KEIRA KNIGHTLEY at the BFI London Film Festival gown by Valentino, shoes by Charlotte Olympia Photo: Karwai Tang/WireImage This is one of the most delicately,...
View Article2014 Governors Awards
Because the Oscars isn’t enough annual ego masturbation for the movie industry – it’s the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Governors Awards! JESSICA CHASTAIN gown by Nina Ricci, shoes by...
View ArticleThe Hunger Games: Mockingjay Press Tour – London
OMGYAAAAAS IT’S HUNGER GAMES TIME YAAAAAAAAS. JENNIFER LAWRENCE at the London premiere dress by Christian Dior Photo: Dave J. Hogan/WireImage Okay, the white glow around her eyes is excessive and...
View Article2014 Best Dressed List
Season’s greetings, bitches! Welcome to the annual celebration of all things fabulous on the red carpet. One-Hit Wonders: KAT DENNINGS, UZO ADUBA, and KAROLINA KURKOVA KAT DENNINGS in Rubin Singer;...
View Article2015 Golden Globe Awards, Part 1
Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched. Best Dressed: FELICITY JONES gown by Christian Dior, earrings by Van Cleef & Arpels Photo: Alberto...
View Article2015 Golden Globe Awards, Part 2
Let’s continue one of the year’s most epic bitchfests, dear readers. Best Dressed: JESSICA CHASTAIN gown by Atelier Versace Photo: Jason Merritt/Getty YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS*...
View ArticleMet Gala 2015: The Basic Bitches
I mean, you knew this post was coming, right? HANNAH BAGSHAWE and EDDIE REDMAYNE Hannah’s gown and Eddie’s tux by Valentino Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty These two actually look really lovely, but...
View ArticleMet Gala 2015: The Best Dressed
We’ve finally made it! It took me two weeks (real life is hard, yo), but here we are: the end of your Met Gala fashion coverage. FAN BINGBING cape and gown by Chris by Christopher Bu, purse by Louis...
View Article2015 Cannes Film Festival Premieres: Best Dressed, Part 1
Yes, that’s right. Cannes is so fantabulous, this is just the start of the Best Dressed from the film festival premieres. Are you ready for this jelly? CATE BLANCHETT at the Carol premiere gown by...
View Article2015 Cannes amfAR Gala
Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause! Best Dressed: MELISSA GEORGE gown by Schiaparelli, purse by Roger Vivier Photo: Ian Gavan/Getty Starlight,...
View Article2015 CFDA Fashion Awards
Welcome to the fashion industry’s favorite self-congratulatory ego-fest! Best Dressed: JANELLE MONAE dress by Tadashi Shoji, purse by Edie Parker, shoes by Christian Louboutin Photo: Dimitrios...
View ArticleRed Carpet Trendspotting: Monochromatic Realness
This week, bitches got shit DONE in black and white. EMILIA CLARKE at the Terminator Genisys Berlin premiere dress by Balenciaga Photo: Isa Foltin/Getty Yaaaaaas, Khaleesi! I had no idea she was such...
View ArticleFront Row: Spring 2016 Fashion Shows
New York! London! Milan! Paris! Mars! (Oh, are there not fashion shows on Mars yet? Damn. Karl Lagerfeld really needs to get his shit together.) JANELLE MONAE at the Chanel show dress by Chanel...
View ArticleThe Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 Press Tour (Second Batch)
Mmmm. Another batch of delicious Mockingjay red-carpety goodness. JENNIFER LAWRENCE at the New York premiere gown by Schiaparelli Photo: Michael Stewart/WireImage For me, this is peak J.Law, and...
View Article2015 Golden Globes, Part 2
Welcome back to the drunken hot mess that is the Golden Globes! Best Dressed: ZENDAYA COLEMAN gown by Marchesa Photo: David Fisher/Rex/Shutterstock It was not so long ago that more than one of my...
View ArticleOscars 2016 Predictions: Red Carpet Style
Welcome to your #Oscars2016 red carpet predictions – just in time for Hollywood’s biggest night of the year. red carpet prediction: ALICIA VIKANDER Louis Vuitton Resort 2016 model: Shanna Jackway...
View Article2016 Oscars: Part 2
Are you all caught up on Part 1? Good. I hope you’ve stretched. . Best Dressed: CATE BLANCHETT gown by Armani Privé, jewelry by Tiffany & Co. purse by Roger Vivier Photo: David...
View Article2016 Met Gala, Part 1
Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala! This year’s theme was “Manus x Machina: Fashion in an Age of Technology.” Sadly, about half the attendees ignored the theme entirely, and 90% of the rest heard...
View Article2016 Met Gala: Basic Bitches
Because if the starlets don’t give any fucks, neither should we. TAYLOR SWIFT dress by Louis Vuitton Photo: Kevin Mazur Whoever convinced you that chlorinated-platinum hair was working for you has...
View Article2016 Emmy Awards, Part 1
You didn’t think I’d forgotten about you, did you? Best Dressed: KERRY WASHINGTON gown by Brandon Maxwell Photo: Jim Smeal/BEI Serving up Ursula the sea witch realness on a platter. Runner-Up: SARAH...
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